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成人笑话|Dead pussy

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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery1 with the remains2 of her cat.

As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy3.

The driver pointed4 to the woman in the seat behind him and said, Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.


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